black forest hammed

the action of drinking excessively or the status of being blacked out.

"Ugh..what happened last night? I black forest hammed"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Getting black forest hammed!!"

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Red Christmas Ham

Sexual Move including a man and a woman with large thighs, similar to the shape and lustre of a "Christmas Ham".

How To create a Red Christmas Ham:
Both are butt naked, The woman sits down as the guy fingers her and slaps her large christmas thigh, she sucks him off as this happens.

When the ham is as red as possible its ready to be based. The man jizzes on her thigh, and rubs it into the deep red burning sensation.

Then Amputate the woman's leg and cook it in an oven, to enjoy a nice Red Christmas Ham!!

"Come on baby, I just want one porky Red Christmas Ham!"

"No Johnny! It's Degrading!"

"Shutup Bitch!"

Johnny then forces the Red Christmas Ham upon her and enjoy's a tasty treat later.

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green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam

It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"

"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"

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Get my Ham Bone Boiled

A sexually suggestive reference in the song "I Got a Woman in Hawaii" by Alan Wilson where he's presumably talking about going down to Maui to get a blow job and how L.A. Women won't lend him any help.

Well I'm Going to Maui, just to get my Ham Bone Boiled, these L.A. Women like to let my, Ham Bone Spoil, oh well

Canadian steamer ham sandwich

When you put your dick between two slices of whole wheat bread and at the same time you shit on a girls chest and she films it.

She was crazy, she asked for a Canadian steamer ham sandwich.

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Ham and Cheese Between 2 crackers

To be down with whatever is mentioned. Taken from a mock lunchables commercial "fux with it". I mean when you think about it who would deny ham and cheese between 2 crackers.

Hey man, do you want to go hit on some chicks at the mall.

Yeah bro, that's ham and cheese between 2 crackers.

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too much ham for two eggs

From the Spanish: Mucho jamon por dos huevos-- a fat girl.

She was too much ham for my two eggs.

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