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The bitch over there is slithering her snake ass like Hannah Tyson.
Person 1: How would you describe Hannah Clarke in 1 word?
Person 2: silly
Person 1: *chuckles in agreement*
this is a unit of time used by an individual called Hannah Hughes. she herself does not refer to it as a hannah hue minute herself, preferring to call it a "minute". you must remember than when she mentions minutes, she is talking about hannah hue minutes. this is because real life minutes do not exist in the hannah hughes universe, only hannah hue minutes.
a hannah hue minute is roughly equal to 3 years, 2 months, 1 week and 37 minutes.
please keep hannah hue minutes in mind when planning for events at it is easy to confuse them for real minutes and you may think hannah is late, but please note that it is just a different unit of time!
Hannah Hughes: okay i'll be there in 2 minutes!
literally everyone: *opens hannah hue minute calculator* ok that will be 6 years, 2 months, 2 weeks, 1 hour and 14 minutes
Hannah Hughes: no it won't!!!!!!!! (denying the existence of real life minutes)
An extremely rare and complicated break in your finger. It’s like a Jersey Finger Injury only worse. Instead of one tendon being ruptured there are two dislocated tendons (The Distal Phalange and Intermediate phalange to be specific) and a broken bone above the distal phalange. It’s so rare of an injury it didn’t have a name until now.
I had to have surgery to fix my Hannah May Finger.
This person's as dumb as Jordan Hannah
When someone’s acting like they finna end it all over something petty
This mans pullin a Hannah Baker.
loves lasagna on cold monday mornings. The "it" girl of New York. The "social outkast" the "nobody" but that "it girl"
Person 1: Hannah Guest is great
Person 2: Have you seen her slicked back pony today, so clean girl!