(Noun)strands of tissue that connect the skeletal muscles to bones
Ex. "Make sure to cook the tendon in the chicken well," said the chef.
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1. an inflamation of a tendon.
2. a clever and shocking "nickname" to use when introducing a friend at a mexican restaurant. Meant to embarass said friend, confuse the waiter and provide years of future laughter at the thought.
waiter: "welcome to los dos amigos."
you: "hi, i am ryan. this is my girlfriend julia, and this is our friend tendonitis.
waiter: *walks away because he doesn't understand english and now you don't get any fucking tortillas*
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Informal medical terminology used in the south to describe the connection between the Anterior Cruciate Ligament ACL and the vas deferens.
Man I tore my ACL and now I canβt ejaculate without inflaming my knee because of my Merkades tendon.
A fart. Usually so loud or smelly that you would swear that something ripped.
*Person A farts*
Person B: Would you please stop ripping the tendon in front of my grandma??
A tendon in your foot right above your ankle.
Vital nerve for moving your foot and standing
If you sever your achilles tendons, you won't be able to stand
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The taoist alchemy phrase for penis.
Ouch, she bit off my dragon tendon!
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noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.
Dammit, Justin! Stop squeezing my goober tendon; you're gonna make my vagina cry ffs!