A turd or shit. As a plural, arse-biscuits indicates strong disbelief in the sentiment just expressed.
Husband: damn that arse-biscuit is redder than a motherfucker.
Wife: yes, perhaps a trip to the infirmary is in order?
Person1: Canadian football is superior since, with only 3 downs, there is more of an emphasis on a passing game.
Person2: Arse-biscuits!
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A guy who has a stale personality and only seems mildy interesting when horny. Even after pics and a heated convo a dick biscuit will leave you feeling awkward and disappointed.
"Jack is such a dick biscuit, he me at 10:30 every night asking if I wanna hookup in his Pruis"
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Jayson is the biggest simp biscuit when it comes to his wife
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jacking off, to masterbate, to play with yourself
hey man, heard he got caught tossin the biscuits!
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Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!
Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!
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As above, also possibly the best website in the entire world when you add dot com after the phrase.
Titty Biscuits: Dude, have you checked out tittybiscuits dot com? I wish I registered that domain name first.
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The best name for a cat, ever, tied only with Twinkadoo. She'd given birth to 5 beautiful kittens and co-mothered them with another female cat named Kevin.
Aww, look how cute Biscuit Chimney is when she's sleeping on a pile of newborn kittens!
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