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Arse-biscuit

A turd or shit. As a plural, arse-biscuits indicates strong disbelief in the sentiment just expressed.

Husband: damn that arse-biscuit is redder than a motherfucker.
Wife: yes, perhaps a trip to the infirmary is in order?

Person1: Canadian football is superior since, with only 3 downs, there is more of an emphasis on a passing game.
Person2: Arse-biscuits!

by Trayfern August 29, 2013

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Dick Biscuit

A guy who has a stale personality and only seems mildy interesting when horny. Even after pics and a heated convo a dick biscuit will leave you feeling awkward and disappointed.

"Jack is such a dick biscuit, he me at 10:30 every night asking if I wanna hookup in his Pruis"

by Hunter from Hereford February 10, 2015

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Simp Biscuit

Jayson De Souza

Jayson is the biggest simp biscuit when it comes to his wife

by Haydvn February 23, 2023

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tossin the biscuits

jacking off, to masterbate, to play with yourself

hey man, heard he got caught tossin the biscuits!

by sookiejane June 30, 2012

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the king's biscuits

Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

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Titty Biscuits

As above, also possibly the best website in the entire world when you add dot com after the phrase.

Titty Biscuits: Dude, have you checked out tittybiscuits dot com? I wish I registered that domain name first.

by bob_saville March 11, 2008

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Biscuit Chimney

The best name for a cat, ever, tied only with Twinkadoo. She'd given birth to 5 beautiful kittens and co-mothered them with another female cat named Kevin.

Aww, look how cute Biscuit Chimney is when she's sleeping on a pile of newborn kittens!

by beep3rocks June 2, 2010

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