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When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.
John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.
Saying you can come to an event and then cancelling at the last minute.
1. Sorry guys, I'm afraid I'll be doing a John tonight.
Also acceptable:
2. Imma have to John it tonight.
3. That girl I was interested in did a John. Now I cry myself to sleep.
the guy who decided to search up his own full name
Reading this out loud “John Parker, the guy who decided to search up his own full name“
Alternative version of west, may be shortened to John. Used around Manchester and the North-West of England.
That lad is absolutely John West.
John with a G or, Gohn <3
John with a g (gohn) is a really cool dude. He likes to go to Kelley’s market and is pretty cool. He likes to hang out with Pedro the banana and his pet frog. They like to get high off mushrooms and sucker juice.
Girl: omg gohn is so hot!
Boy: he prefers the title ‘John with a g’
the best drummer. plays in a cool band called milkk. deserves love.
john ogelby invented the drums
A person who has the qualities of a Jack, and was given the birthname john. a jack/john has the sexiest eyes, and if you make him mad, he will destroy you verbally. he is amazingly smart and is truly the shit