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Career criminal;
Charming 47 year old junkie;
Bites the hands that feed him;
Memphis Tennessee USA loser;
Been in prison many times;
Lost custody over his kids due to opioid addiction;
Put his wife & kids through homelessness due to heroin addiction;
Ungrateful when met with compassion;
Takes but never gives;
Takes credit for someone else’s effort; Steals (even from friends);
Lies;
Cheats;
Never acknowledges or admits mistakes, even in court;
Never apologizes for shortcomings; Righteous;
Charming;
Manipulative;
Blames his rudeness on ADHD;
Drug dealer;
Selfish;
Pedophile;
Arrogant;
Apparently a good drawer/painter but doesn’t override his shit personality;
Entitled;
Sloane: “OMG is that Craig Peter Montoya from Everclear?”
Tracey: “No, just some ungrateful, old widow”
When you take a really relieving early morning shit and glance down to see a perfectly sculpted replica of the peter you took in your heater the night before.
Hey babe, lats night was great! How was that Heater Re-Peter this morning? Did it have a little bend in it? Love you!
Peter Pan suicide is when you commite suicide before your 18th birthday, usually because you dont want that being an adult stress
A rite of passage into manhood in which a drunk man takes off all his clothes, puts on purple body paint then runs out onto a street crossing while yelling about how the bird is the word.
Jim: "Hey did you see Jordan do that purple peter griffin last Thursday night?"
Justin: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
The 29th of July is ignore peter day.
Peter: Hey guys, how are you doing?
Person 1: *silence*
Person 2: Why aren't you answering?
Person 1: It's Ignore Peter Day!
Someone who's goes around flashing people in public places
"Oh my god, is he really going to go flash those people?!" "I know what a Peek-a-Boo Peter."
A mental disorder where the afflicted speaks in a Peter Griffin voice and makes cutaway jokes.
PERSON 1: *in a Peter Griffin voice* This is worse than that time I had to have sex with that fast-talking girl from my old Math class.
PERSON 2: What's up with him?
PERSON 3: Oh, he's got Peter Griffin Syndrome.