Putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool

When one folds their testicles into a woman's vagina, often while saying, "I'm sorry, baby, I ruined everything, baby". Credit to Henry Zebrowski of The Last Podcast on the Left

Oh man, I had such bad whiskey dick last night that I ended up putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool.

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye

Frequent vocal reminders regarding a task that you need to complete but have not yet

I have to pick up my medicine and oh I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye

fix your freezer and put your head in

Another way of saying: chill out, cool down, relax, shut up, chillax, cool it, etc.

Dude, fix your freezer and put your head in.

put your pinky finger to the moon

Screwing space and the moon

Put your pinky finger to the moon!

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put your money where your mouth is

Betting on a statement one makes to another

"you better put your money where your mouth is, I think you JUS B FIBBIN YO

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get down or i put you down

An Arnold Schwarzenegger quote showing Arnie himself armed with a gun shouting those very words. Typically meaning "Lie down or I kill you", it could scare someone into lying down because they value their life.

Arnold: Get down or I put you down.
Guy: Yes sir.

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i just put my dick up there

It means that you had sex. You normally say it when it is you first time having sex and getting rid of your Virginity and throw away that sex doll

'last night I just put my dick up there and it felt wonderful '

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