Someone who likes to gorf big objects.
Dimitra Glystra is a hammer slurper
the level of drunk where u want to see balls smashed by a hammer.
"Bro that guys is hammer-gleagand AF."
A person who is high and drunk at the same time.
"Dude go home you are totally cross hammered"
when a girl or guy hits a girl's boobs... kinda similar to how guys and girls hit a guy's balls.
you better watch out or i'm gonna mammer hammer you!
The Hammer of Sauron is the tertiary antagonist in Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor. He was one of Sauron's Black Captains and was responsible, partly, for the murder of Talion and his family during the retaking of Mordor by the Dark Forces.
The Hammer of Sauron was once a man, a stretcher bearer for Gondor dedicated to retrieving the wounded. His life changed on the slopes of Mount Doom when he retrieved Sauron's mace after the Dark Lord fell.
A fat ape who drives a bus and loves feet. He gives candy to little girls if he can sniff their shoes. No one has caught this pedo yet!
Ex: Barry Hammer gave me Lindor's chocolates in my shoes!"
When you hold your nuts and dick up as high and tight to your body as possible and let it smack down on another parties face.
Steve passed out drunk so I tried to wake him up with a down east hammer