Search Google or type a URL

YOU ARE BEYOND A DEADLY STATE OF BOREDNESS!!
The act of typing the light gray text in the search bar of google

"Bro, i'm so bored!"
"Have you tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
"yep"
"Tried mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq"
"yep"
"Have you tried qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/"
"yep"
"AHA! Have you tried /;p.lo,kimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq"
"yep"
"Open Google"
"AHA! I've got it! Try Typing what it says there in the search bar"
"Okay! I'll try 'Search Google or type a URL"

pulled a google

When you complete a project 95%, then abruptly abandon it, just because.

The Google glasses where a promising product, then they pulled a google and cancelled it last minute

GTS ! " Google that shit"

When you can be bothered to explain something to anyone that will take an extraordinary amount of time to explain.

GTS, How do I get a personalized license plate for my car? You need to GTS ! " Google that shit"

google-paranoia

The belief by google that every login is potentially fake and deserves deep investigation

fuckin' google-paranoia is nagging me again

google trends

When someone is unaffected by popular gossip / opinion, following instead logic and careful decision.

Have you heard what they have been saying about Sam? Everyone knows he's google trends.

Googl/Googol

A Googol or Megagoogol is one of the LARGEST NUMBERS IN THE Word. Compared to your Dick,its 5 CENTIFAMILACODOERASEXTILLION BIGGER TO YOUR 1 METER PENIS

"In 2007, scientist speculated there will 10 Googl/Googol People in the 9054's if we Live on another planet!

google head

Anyone who swears by and ONLY uses google as the ONLY search engine/web browser in the universe!

I know plenty of people who’ve NEVER heard of safari, internet explorer, Yahoo, Bing, Edge, firefox! My sister is a big Google head!