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that damm brown turkey bacon just pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket
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To tickle underneath a mans ballsack. Usually dont while saying gobble gobble. Usually done between close friends for a laugh. Also see Goose...
Im gonna Turkey (gobble gobble) Jamie In The changing room
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To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.
"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.
Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?
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To have sex with a girl that is intoxicated, like a large man stuffs his turkey on thanksgiving...
I am going to take her to the cold dorms and stuff her like a turkey.. she wakes up and says damn I got stuffed like a turkey
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The conspicuous sexual act in which a man, a woman, and some sort of animal form a sandwich. The most bourgeois animal this is done with is a porcupine. The woman is on the bottom, followed by a terrified porcupine, and assuredly followed by the man.
Dude me and my girlfriend saw a porcupine run down the street yesterday so we caught it and made a turkey club sandwich
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Reference for someone who is annoying or 'a real piece of work.'
Your friend steals your pen when you are writing an in depth letter and you say, 'quite being such a nigerian turkey lover.'
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An Innuendo for sex that starts with a bottle of wild turkey ends in a bedroom and somewhere in between a chicken is killed. Term invented by James Ryan Haywood of Rooster teeth / Achievement Hunter.
We all know where you've been, you've been catching the crazy turkey in Lindsay's bed.
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