my dad works at fortnite

when you hear this word you know your fucked delete your epic games account change your name run far far away. but 99% of times its a lie but be careful

hey deen my dad works at fortnite hes gonna delete your account!

My mic isnt working

The most common excuse for not participating in class when the teacher picks on you. Yeah, if thats you, pay attention in class loser and get off your phone.

Teacher: "John, can you read the next paragraph?"
John: *Minding anything but his classwork*
John: *writes in chat*: "My mic isnt working" (yeah yeah yeah)

close enough for government work

A phrase used to describe the quality of work difference of that of private enterprise and the government.

BILL: I think we should start over, we did not do such a good job. Someone may get hurt.

WALTER: Don't worry, its close enough for government work.

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man of all work

a manservant who does all kinds of work such as cooking, dish-washing, washing and cleaning.

Being a man of all work, he can hardly take respite.

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Bangable Piece of Work

A girl who is very wild, rowdy and requires lots of energy to tame, but in the end is highly sexy and worth every minute you spend with her because she's such a good lay.

Dam, that girl is a bangable piece of work. She is really wild all the time but is so great in bed so it's fine.

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work hard play hard

Attitude (often motto) present in many elitist or successful groups of people especially at wealthy, elite private schools, expensive highly-ranked universities, and among yuppies. Basically means that one works hard at school or their job while they also party on the weekends (or weekdays as well, depending on how far they take it).

Stupid because it basically provides an excuse for mindless partying directing one's life without any space for taking anything seriously in the world.

Sometimes leads to side effects like alcoholism. Usually outgrown as one gets older.

Ivy league student: Hey look at me I'M SO DRUNK HAHAHA

Old high school friend: Wow you weren't like this in high school. As I recall you were really studious and nerdy...

Ivy league student: WHAT CAN I SAY WORK HARD PLAY HARD

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Don't Work Like Should

Informal slang when something does not function the way it is designed or developed for.

The light switch would not power the lights. Don't work like should.

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