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A place where you send your kids so that you and your spouse can smoke your older children's confiscated drugs. Advertised as being a place to "make memories, make friends, and make a difference", in reality you only remember having entitled kids give you shit, making friends with other counselors over your hatred for the kids, and the kids making a difference in your life through your intensified desire to step in front of traffic on route 7.
"now that school is over, how do I get rid of my bitch ass kids?"
"Send them to Camp Gordyland!"
The moment when you were a Kid and you were raped by the camp counciler
Person One "Dude,When I was a Kid,I had an Awkward camp moment"
Person two should kill himself for ever hearing this.
Aw, that's some shit. He gets to do all of the fun stuff! He doesn't even want to go to there!
Hym "This is horse shit! I was told that Trump voters were going to be sent to re-education camps! Yet, here I sit. Un-re-educated. Bull shit politicians and their empty promises."
Like sex, everyone gets to do it but me.
Hym "Damn! He gets to go to one too!? This is horse shit man. I keep trying to get into these Re-education camps but they just wont let me..." ☹️
A sleepaway camp primarily made up of queers and crybaby’s
“Dude look at that homo, I bet he goes to camp Pontiac”
That stuff that gets on your food when you’re camping and you drop it.
Jerry ate his hotdog, even though it was covered in camping spice.
a camp whose purpose is to be purposeless.
you're such a waste-of-space. you might as well spend the whole summer at camp fuckoff.