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a person with the biggest pp
biggest ding dong award goes to egg/ grace
The art of attaining harmony and proper balance in the execution of a difficult sexual position, most specifically as it relates to male performance.
My partner and I were examining the latest Cosmo position suggestion in detail, and found that the dong-shui was rather poor as the athletic requirement borrowed too greatly from my other cardiovascular need.
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to bring great force with forearm to male external reproductive organ. (the long tubular one)
Andy held a smack-a-dong contest in his basement. He won.
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When a man wearing ill fitting undergarments inadvertently or on purpose exposes a portion of his penis, testicles, or combination of both
Did you see that old man in the speedo he was flashing some serious side dong.
When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name
Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?
Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*
Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?
Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.
Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”