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suicide dutch oven

when you dutch oven someone but dont force them to smell it.

to do a suicide dutch oven you fart under blankets then turn a light on and to avoid the light they will go under the blankets and be dutch ovened.

by that one guy that no one knows May 21, 2012

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Braided Dutch Assist

When two men lock their adjoining arms and harmoniously move up and down to perform the act of masturbation for the other. Their hands are on their own penis. A distant cousin to the dutch rudder.

Dick and Johan were bored in the office and decided to try the 'ol trusty Braided Dutch Assist, or BDA.

by CaptainJack19 May 25, 2011

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Mobile Dutch Oven

Driving in the car with your friends and rolling up and locking all the windows, locking the doors and turning on the heater.

Why are you rolling up the windows Angie? "Mobile Dutch oven bitch!"

by Lil' Am 85 July 30, 2009

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Dutch wallet

Parsimonious, mean, tight with money. Can be used as a noun or adjective

He never stands a round that guy, he's a real Dutch Wallet

Are you buying a round, or have you fetched your Dutch Wallet out tonight?

by Foxholes December 23, 2011

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Dutch canoe

Orgy in Amsterdam.

There were more people there an in a Dutch canoe!

by Dutch canoe November 12, 2014

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Reverse Dutch

To split the expense of a romantic outing by each paying for the other's meal, ticket, etc. A more generous alternative to going dutch, while maintaining the intended cost-effectiveness.

Man, I lucked out on my reverse dutch dinner date last night; I ordered the steak and she only had a salad.

by Jackapo July 5, 2008

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Dutch Breakfast

The strange name given to a dutchmans penis as it engages in intercourse with a married woman during breakfast time

"Gave his wife the Dutch breakfast yesterday morning."

"Dude, that's not okay."

by UltimateLord April 20, 2016

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