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be honest. you only searched this up in order to find the weird ass shit people write
you're probably horny right now
The feelings your boyfriend makes you feel when he sends you a picture of his erected dick... then comes and fucks you.
Boyfriend: hey babe are you horny
You: not yet
Boyfriend: I am horny
(Boyfriend sends you a dic-pic)
You: now I am horny
(You sends a nude pic)
Boyfriend: my dick is erected for you sexy
You: so come get my pussy
Boyfriend: give me 5 minuets and I will be there
Horny is a type of disease which occurs when you watch porn or think of Fortnite. You can check if you’re horny by looking at your pants. If you see a cum stain or a huge ass bulge, that means you’re horny. If you’re a girl you can see if you’re horny if you notice your vagina dripping. This disease is inevitable. You’ll catch this disease often, the more you catch it, the nastier slut you are.
Aaron: “Mum, There’s a cum stain on my pants!”
Mum: “Were you playing Fortnite?”
Aaron: “Yes.”
Mum: “You gay horny bitch!”
If u see this, just go on porn and rub one out
I'm so Horny lemme get my phone AND BEAT MY MEAT