internet poo

when you need to do break away from being on the internet to use the toilet and go for a poo.

If chatting to someone on MSN you may say to them 'BRB just going for an internet poo@' or BRB just off for an interpoo'

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Internet Stab

Usually accompanied by asterisks * on either side.
Used in Instant Message conversations and on forums as an expression of fake anger or spontaneity.

Can be used as an emotional expression, random gesture, or conversation starter as in the example.

IMer 1: Hey, whats up?
IMer 2: *internet stab*!
IMer 1: OH GOD YOU STABBED ME OVER THE INTERNET!!!

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Internet box

A computer with internet access

Oh man I was killing starcraft noobs on the internet box

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Internet Pimp

An unemployed loser who sits around all day trying to have sex with stupid girls by pretending to be a photographer. Commonly found in internet cafes surfing websites like craigslist.

Girl: Hey is that MJ the internet pimp?
Boy: Yeah let's go ask for his autograph!
Girl: No let's not, I don't want to get the HIV.
Boy: You can only get that if you sleep with him...!
Girl: Yes, but he has powers of persuasion, and I don't want a baby.
Boy: You're right- let's run.
*Boy and Girl take off running*
Girl: Watch out- you're going to hit that retard!
Boy: He's not retarded- he just has a lot of character!

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Internet Protocol

A dumbass thing that is used for gay ass Moderator and Admins to track your ISP down, I'm lucky I use High Anon Proxys

See proxys

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Internet Fag

People like Maxwell who try SO hard to be cool on the interweb.

IronDKnight: I type in Pink and I use emoticons and I type in small font, like an internet fag.

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telus internet

a phone and internet company from canada. its down once a month but its the only big alternative to shaw. people switch to telus when they realise shaw has started monitoring the amount of traffic they use and charges them overages.

steve- "hey i see you're on telus internet now, HAHA that sucks they go down like every month."

dave- "well at least they wont start charging me overages when i (legaly) download too many movies"

steve- "oh s***"

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