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Annoying alternative for the curse Hell.
If you want to be more annoying than you already are try this. Instead of using: "How the hell are you?"
say instead: "How the ham sandwich are you?"
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Euphemism for a sexual act involving a male is serviced by two women of different race by the act of thrusting his penis between the left and right facial cheeks of the women as they are on their knees "cheek to cheek."
Also a popular phrase uttered in a G. I. Joe Public Service Announcement.
Last night, I met a japenese chick and her mexican friend and I totally got a porkchop sandwich!
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When a friend knocks out at a party, ejaculate on one of his eyes. When he wakes up, punch him on that eye. He'll wake up grumpy with a squint on one eye screaming "aaaaaarrrgggh!"
"Claudio knocked out first, so i gave that bitch a pirate sandwich"
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To give a vegemite sandwich: An event wherein a person who has recently defecated, requests a rimjob from another person.
Colin went to the toilet, come back and gave me a vegemite sandwich, it was great.
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If you don't like somebody offer them a hoogie sandwhich
"Would you like a hoogie sandwich?"
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you and your partner wrap your faces in saran wrap, poke holes for your mouths, and proceed to take turns shitting into the opening.
note: if you want to get real classy, you can fashion some hats out of the leftover saran wrap!
ya.. we didnt cheese for the burgers.. so we plowed down a few milwaukee sandwiches instead.
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