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Right after fucking a chick, fart in her face and then escape on your scooter in a haze of ass vapour
Bro 1: Bro, 30 seconds after I nutted in Latoya’s snatch last night in the Bay Area I gave her the San Francisco Toot and Scoot
Bro 2: Bro what’s that?
Bro 1: I pumped her face full of my ass and then I dipped on my scooter
A terrible school that doesn't care about your complains about mdm ruining your ipad. They just don't care
Xavier School the cursed school, to you I pledge its death.
(I'll just add this so that it can get through "Xavier School San Juan"
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When you jump off a cliff with a string of anal beads in your ass, and you have to clench to stop yourself.
When we go to California on vacation, me and the family will have to try out a San Francisco Bungee Jump
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For the love of god please stop fucking posting about sans Undertale it’s giving me internal seizures
Asgores bette- why are there vegetables at my front door
Dumbass:“hy sns ooderteil s bst chrcter1!!1 *starts twerking furiously*
Me : please shut the fuck up my mind is currently trying to comprehend the stupidity of your existence alone I can’t take any more
Also asgores soundtrack is better
Oh and
Example 2:
Sans: kids make me hard
Me: I’m going to turn you into bone meal if you don’t fucking stop talking you pearly albino version of Jeffrey Dhammer
Asgore: I kill kids cause they’re fucking stupid and come here themselves
Me: ikr fkn dumbasses
Oh yeah and Sans Undertale is a fucking dumbass
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When you go into the bathroom and cum in your hand then proceed to slap them in the face spreading your semen on them.
Yesterday I gave my buddy a San Francisco high five, he never saw it coming!
Walking someone up by licking there butthole
Jenni-josh woke me up by giving me a San Diego good morning I get so trashy
Addy-that's because you are
The San Francisco Sore Throat is lingo for guys that give blow jobs.
If your friend has a cold ,raspy voice, or isn't feeling well. Ask is they have a San Francisco Sore Throat or suffer from SFST. Try to give your boyfriend a SFST