Sex

You just tried to get horny

I just had sex with Karen

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Sex

really... who cares

sex is so stupid, even talking about it bores me...

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sex

add the bed
subtract 2
divide the legs
and pray you dont multiply

# pussy #dick # cock #penis #vagina

You want to have sex

oh yeahh lets go to the bathroom

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Sex

Just come clean, the only reason your looking at sex is to get hard from everyone’s definitions

“I’m looking at sex on urban dictionary to get horny”

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Sex

A pleasurable activity in which you insert tab a into slot b.

Last night we had some great sex.

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Sex

Ohhhhh....right there... oh my god... ahhhh... *cum*

“Oh my god...having sex with him was so fine.”

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Sex

We all know you're a definite virgin if you're looking 'sex' up in the urban dictionary.

Guy: I looked up 'sex' in the urban dictionary last night.
Girl: I was going to ask if you were a virgin but I know the answer now.
Guy: Oh...

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