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right side of history

An expression used to characterize those of us who hold a certain set of beliefs and possess a certain set of values. It will be self-evident to posterity that we who now hold these beliefs and attitudes were correct, and thus on 'the right side of history'.

We who are on the 'right side of history' believe in objective reality and the capacity for science and rationality to uncover truths about the world.

We believe in free speech, open discourse, and continuous debate.

We believe that verbal and artistic offensiveness is not a crime.

We believe that it is cowardly to deplatform those who you disagree with.

We believe it is cowardly not to engage with those who you disagree with.

We believe in individualism over group identity.

We believe that you should judge an individual based on the content of their character and not the color of their skin or any other inessential attribute.

We hold color-blindness as an ideal to strive for.

We believe that men and women have differences, but this is okay and men and women should not be inhibited from doing what they wish on the grounds of sex-based prejudice.

We believe that is just fine to be gay, straight, or bi.

We believe that there is nothing wrong with being transgender. It is legitimate, despite there being a lot of junk philosophy that has attached itself to theory of gender presently. We will work out these problems together with the help of reason, science, open discourse, and debate.

We reject that there is any virtue in proclaiming a victim identity.

We believe in liberal democracy and reasonably regulated market economies.

We value liberty, fortitude, strength, and personal responsibility.

by Jack Atrophy August 7, 2022

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


both sides of Christmas

To give AND to receive or the other way of around...
to receive AND to give. Usually about fellatio and cunnilingus.

"So you got head?"
"Yeah, both sides of Christmas!"
"So, did she like it, too?"

by Hehehehehe I'm naughty November 19, 2007

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


west side willum

big black mo fo wit fat BBC also known as fat apple

"Weow that it is a total west side willum, he's such a gangster"

by the west side willum April 18, 2009

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


oo vinyl siding

what a drunk/high person says when hanging out of a 2nd floor window

After Emma gets drunk at parties she likes to hang out of windows and say 'oo vinyl siding'

by xxgogglesxx February 7, 2005

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


East Side Familia

A Pueblo, Colorado street gang that hates cock boys, scraps, and ducks. Their colors are green and black.

oye East Side Familia lets kill some cock boys.

by Croem-3cv sk December 25, 2008

5πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Sunny Side Up

A sex act involving bacon, eggs, and two willing partners. The bacon is used to rub down the penis, usually wrapped around the shaft and tugged on by both sides. The egg is scrambled over and in the females clit/vagina with her partners tongue. This should be done over a piece of plastic wrap so the scrambled eggs can be collected and placed into the frying pan with the bacon. The food is fried up and eaten for a delicious and flavorful breakfast.

Note: Some argue that the name is not sunny side up because the name is not consistant with the action, but instead called scrambled and fried.

Dude, my girlfriend and I had sunny side up for breakfast all morning long.

by Kenneth-the-alien March 22, 2010

12πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


side hustle

When you’re trying to play it cool and professional, but you’ve got some dirty business going on in your pants. Your loose-cut boxer briefs have to be put in their place so your manhood doesn’t get smushed and knocked around. So you pick a side and let it ride.

Every Friday, Dave wears the same jeans, and every Friday he’s at it with that same aggressive, two-handed Side Hustle. Nothing business casual about it.

by Tommy_John October 13, 2015

18πŸ‘ 512πŸ‘Ž