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Are men who have slept with the same women.
Yoooo are we Eskimo brothers?
Bro. You can't say that anymore. It's sleeping bag boys now.
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day dreaming been awake in a trance like state
"Sorry I was sleeping like a fish."
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When your body is refusing to let you sleep by pushing your covers up with you erection.
“I don’t think I’ll be able to complete no nut November this year. I got struck with some hella bad no nut sleep deprivation.”
“F”
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Ryan sleeps in his nut. He nuts in his pants and then passes out. Ryan thinks this is fine because he showers in the morning. It’s not.
Ryan: hey want to hear about Ryan’s sleeping situation.
Dylan: ew no I know you sleep in your nut. Also why did you refer to it in the third person dumbass.
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A game. When male and a female, of post-pubescent age, zipper themselves in a sleeping bag with toy soldiers. A battle rages until the toy soldiers have fired their last bullet. Usually the female receives the brunt of the onslaught, especially if the male is using some biochemical spray to attack the female from the inside. A cease-fire is eventually imposed because someone claims "you got it in my eye." But then the magic happens and presto chango, a baby has been made.
Jason and Rylee were friends forever until they decided to play a little game called sleeping bag magic. Both prepared their troops for battle, and sealed themselves in the bag, vowing not to unzip until someone was victorious. Alas, no magic happened because Jason and Rylee didn't realize that you need one girl and one guy for magic to happen. Two guys will never create a fetus with toy soldiers.
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A virtual sleep over (VSO) is when two people who want to sleep in the same bed but can’t due to any reason so they FaceTime (or video call through any platform) keeping the connection open all night.
Hey babe, I am sorry I am away on business in Ottawa Canada tonight but we can still have a virtual sleep over (VSO) and be close to each other that way.
When people unknowingly support or do things that they claim are against at its core with little to no consequences as their version of the value is deemed as good by the establishment and mainstream culture. Severe hypocrisy that they often share with others as a group, by actually promoting what they are against in i new package. People who sleep in Hitlers bed also believe they are morally superior than those who do not hold their value, even if the core value is the same. These people who sleep in Hitler's bed do not believe in the concept of "two wrong doesn't make one right", but see revenge by going down to the same level as their perceived enemies are on, and act just like them if not worse. People who sleep in Hitler's bed are often (but not always) politically correct.
TL;DR: People, often as a group, are doing the exact evil deeds that they deem as horrible, if their perceived enemy does them. But completely fine when they do the exact same thing, but from a socially acceptable and politically correct point of view.
Example 1: Women who think misogyny is the worst thing in the world, while simultaneously themselves being a misandrists towards men. And act exactly like the misogynists they clam to be against.
Example 2: People who claim to be tolerant but then want to silence anyone who disagrees with them.
Example 3: Being anti-racist but still see people with a different skin color as less of a human being in sertain situations.
Guy one: Did you see Rebecca's, Ashley's and Sarah's outbursts? They are pissed that they can't get a date from Tinder, any of them, and says that all men on that site are incels who hate women and can't treat a woman with the respect she deserves.
Guy two: Yeah, they don't seem to realise that if they were all guys, and had their view on men, but towards women instead. They would all be the textbook definition of an incel themselves. They are sleeping in Hitler's bed.
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