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When your ballsack becomes as dry as a Popeyes biscuit and your sack scrunches up like a deflated ball.
Person 1: Ah fuck I got Wild West crotch
Person 2: Damm that sucks
When you’re trying to fuck your girl in the spooning position, but you’re struggling to get it in.
At some point, out of frustration, she finally reaches down to guide you in, cuz you fuck like a rookie.
Problem is the friction of rubbing trying to get it in now has left you on the verge of cumming.
Once it’s in, you give her 12 hard pumps just so that you put forth some effort, before cumming.
Last night I found myself in A Randy West Dilemma.
Out of frustration she finally reached down a put it in.
It was over before it started.
A wild white tiger who made her fortunes in the Russian gold mines after her fathers mysterious death. She is a known Russian spy. Like most tigers she can kill a man from 30 paces. Like most Russian women she can kill a man with a dagger stare and arsenic in their coffee. Rumored to be estranged from her two half brothers.
Traditionally a tzarina is a Russian princess before the Russian revolution of 1917.
I’m sick of my husband and thinking about giving him the tzarina of west Barnstable treatment.
An unincorporated town in between Menlo Park and Atherton. The main street it touches is Alameda De Las Plugas. There is an elementary school, a few restaraunts, and other buildings with services. It used to be a neighborhood for the working class that worked for the people of Atherton, however nowadays its very expensive like most of silicon valley. Also called West Menlo
"You tryna go to plantation deli in West Menlo Park?"
"They closed down years ago goofy"
"fr? theres nothing to do in West Menlo Park lets just go to Palo Alto or Sharon hills park"
A special way for West Virginians to flip somebody off. It is done by holding up your middle finger as usual and extending the thumb as if to make an "L" shape. The result is your hand is similar to the state of West Virginia.
Howard: That moron cut me off!
Jeff: Give 'em the West Virginia howdy!
west virginia flip off obscene gesture howdy
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Neighborhood in uptown Manhattan that is full of wealthy families and quiet old Jewish people. Like the Upper East Side but not as snobby and obnoxious.
The Upper West Side is a wonderful place to live.
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Date west girls. They loyal, cute, wholesome and honest, very understanding individuals.
Couva west girls are defined as wonderful energetic and lovely Individuals
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