wet burito

when youre having sex with a girl, pull out, jizz on her, wrap her in a blanket, then piss on her.

I heard kyle made fallon into a wet burito last night~

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Wet Bench

1. When Someone Takes A Piss On A Bench

2. When Theres Wet Paint On A Bench

Don't Sit On Wet Benchs!

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wet rice

When a white man and Asian female have sex in the middle of an Asian restaurant while laying on a pile of rice

oh my gosh Sam and Ching lee had wet rice at egg roll city yesterday

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wet eyes

Wet eyes is a Southern term for people who have really deep blue eyes like the ocean.

Jobo has wet eyes, they are like the ocean.

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Wet Penny

To eat out a girl who is on the rag. The name stems from the copper taste of the vaginal area while menstruating.

I gave my girlfriend a wet penny last night.

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Wet Skin

A condition you may come across called Wet Skin is caused after your skin comes in contact with a steaming hot paste called cum. So, if your stepbrother points out your Wet Skin after a hookup with your boss, you better be ready for him to ask if he can join next time.

“Yeah, my stepbrother found my wet skin and wants to know who donated.”
“Moist.”

go wet

The act of the female anatomy getting wet. The moment in which a women can feel herself get wet just at the thought of engaging in sexual activity with a certain person.

I instantly go wet for Kendrick Lamar. He is so fucking sexy.