burito

1. A tasty (dirty) mexican wrap filled with loads of goodies
2. a sex position
3. an insult

1. "Damn that burito was fine!"
2. WHen one is sandwiched between 4 people, one in the front (penis in vag) one in the back (penis in anus) and one on either side for comfort
3. "Hey man, dont listen to that burito, he dont know what he is talking about"

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Squishy Burito

When yo dick ain't hard as fuck

Dude man your mom gave me a squishy burito

salted burito

A really salty dick

Omg stacey he had such a “salted burito “

Sleeping Burito

This happens when the inside of a sleeping bag contains food inside of it, preferably beef, becoming a sleeping burito that screeches ear-breaking sounds into your ear, usually screaming "EAT ME!!!"

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that story about food in a bag?
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!

wet burito

when youre having sex with a girl, pull out, jizz on her, wrap her in a blanket, then piss on her.

I heard kyle made fallon into a wet burito last night~

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supreme burito

When a black man shoves his penis in a birds vagina and uses the bird to pleasure himself

Oh my god did you see that supreme burito ? That guy was having fun

glossy burito

A condom over a fat burrito that you insert into the anus or the vagina.

Omg I hade sex with Brittany last night.

Oh that's cool man I did a glossy burito with Stacey this morning.