A lifetime diagnosis resulting from roll in the hay with the town bicycle, your mom, Trina from down the block, etc characterized by occasional flare ups of “fun bubbles” full of disease in the nether regions - tldr- genital herpes
“Little Ron caught himself a nasty case of the humpty bumps down at your moms house and can’t get himself a dose of the Valtrex til next week- got himself more blisters than Usain Bolt on marathon Monday”
The company launch was a success, but losing their main investor was definitely a bump in the road.
A less dynamic form of "hit and run."
Friend 1: "Dude, I was a little buzzed last night so I accidentally had a bump and shuffle."
Friend 2: "Did you get caught?"
Friend 1: "Nah, the guy just woke up and spilled his coffee."
When a man inserts a chard or meth into his penis for a rock hard erection.
J loves to stump bumping before masterbating
A group of two or more women who share a close friendship, and who also happen to be pregnant at the same time
I love being bump buddies with Lucy, I can't wait to meet her new son