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A sexual act. When someone sucks your dick while you are standing and reaches around and pats air in your ass crack with their hand.
Wow. Maria just gave me one hell of a Mexican grease gun.
When you douche your ass and release the swampy mud water on your roommates face.
Hey, Max and his girl are passed out drunk...let’s hit ‘em with the ol’ Louisiana Squirt Gun!
A series of words or phrases which seem to make sense initially, but actually don't. This momentarily stuns the target audience as they try to process the information.
John: I'm goning to get a bunch of Buffalo's starters for my fantasy team this year.
Mike: I dunno... you might not wanna throw your hat in the pie with that.
John: (pauses a minute in confusion from Mike's verbal stun gun) Throw my hat in the pie?! WTF are you talking about?!
When you Eiffel tower a chick, pass out and then she ghosts, and you wake up cuddling the other dude. It's not gay if it's a two gun cuddle.
How was your night? Pretty good for a Tuesday, except I woke up in a two gun snuggle.
Okay, so GNR truely is the greatest classic rock band ever, next to Led Zeppelin, with a bad ass reputaion. Now seeing as to the fact that they have the biggest asshole (next to my ex-boyfriend) in the world for a lead singer, they were hated by many, many people, such as my parents. I love them, partialy because the love of my life sang Sweet Child for me one day when i was horrified of life. But yes, back to the point, Guns n' Roses. I love them with the majority of my heart and wished that they had stayed together...
Dude! WTF do you mean? you've never heard of guns n' roses? you oughta be shot! jk jk
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In Reference to Baltimore, MD native Tom Clancy, and his petition to install a gun range in his 17,000 sqf penthouse apartment in the Ritz Carlton Residences in Baltimore's inner harbor.
I was hanging at the club the other night with this guy, dude had Gun Range money!! He was buying drinks for everybody!
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What middle aged dads listen to because they think they've outgrown Metallica
I'm not dissing Guns N' Roses. They're still a kickass band.
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