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It is used in Spanish, but often used in English to describe someone who has a really tiny dick.
I met with him yesterday, I was surprised about pija de mark.
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John Mark Karr is a 41 year old man that says he murdered Jonbenet Ramsey in 1996. He was in the process of a sex change and he walks around like he is in a trance when he was arrested in Thailand. Some say that things don't add up and he is doing this to get attention because he is writing a book about the Ramsey case. Others think that he is in fact the killer based on the initials S.B.T.C. used on the ransom note that was left by the killer. John Mark Karr wrote "I Shall Be The Conqueror" in a female friend's high school yearbook with is linked with those initials. John Mark Karr is a pedofile that gets off by child porn and faces charges in California for it. He was married to underage girls in the 1980's and 1990's. His last wife divorced him after he was caught with child porn on his computer. She hates him but she says that he was with her during the Christmas of 1996 and couldn't have been in Colorado. Karr worked in real estate before, and has been a teacher for the last 10 years since the Jonbenet Ramsey murder took place. Probably so he could be close to the kids. He has been released from many of his postions because of compliants from parents and the schools. In the years since is child porn days in 2001, he has left America and traveled around the world probably in embarrassment and to look at child porn on international computers where he won't get caught. In Thailand, where he was found, it isn't unordinary for children to be sold to pedofiles to have sex with. He just got a new teaching position there a few days before his arrest. Karr has been giving out information easily to police. On his flight back to America, they treated him like a king and gave him wine, chocolate, and shrimp to keep him happy and keep the information coming out of his mouth. He said that he was with Jonbenet Ramsey when she died, also that it was an accident that she died, and that he loved her. These words are spoken like a true pedofile. He loved her? Umm k. As of now, time will only tell whether he is the murderer of Jonbenet Ramsey or he is just trying to get get attention for the book he was writing.
John Mark Karr is a pedofile, converted shemale, possible murderer, substitute teacher, zombie, weirdo, writer, and wedding singer.
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Yet another witty slang term referring to an erect penis(stiffy; woodie; hard-on; boner).
Damn, Mark was so fixated on the hot stripper at the club that he didn't notice that his barn door was open, and his 7-inch long horizontal exclamation mark was sticking out in front of the whole world!
Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Author since February 2004.
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When a large king cobra slithers through the plumbing system and comes out your toilet while you are taking a dump. It pops its head up between your legs, so that the only option is to grab the back of its head to prevent it from biting you. Next you stand up and fish the cobra's tail out of the toilet and use it to floss your butt with long swift strokes, therefore creating elegantly long poop-streaks on the cobra's body. In addition to saving your own life, you have officially transformed a previously sleek snake into a skid-mark cobra.
What took you so long, did you fall in? No dog, I just braved death on the porcelin throne and ended up making a skid-mark cobra.
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Ali from the kite runner
Ali from the kite runner is a mark ass nigga.
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To tell someone that they are a target normally used as a threat.
Curly: Dude mark this guys card man
Ben:this guy?
Curly: yeah man your card is marked im coming for you.
Random Guy: how do you go about marking someones card?
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