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The national day where dads who left their family celebrate leaving hoes,whores etc. and enjoy that proud day
Guy 1:Hey man how about a beer for no milk March
Guy 2:Thanks for the offer it’s a good time to remind myself not to go for whores.
Another word for the liquid that comes from a woman’s vagina when she orgasms.
I sprayed my cunt milk over his penis in just under 3 minutes!
fangirl: I have a huge crush on the singer Chris.
fanboy: Ever since his HuffPost interview all chicks want that king's milk.
The white liquid left over after you take the mozzarella log out of it's plastic covering.
"Ah man! I opened up the bag, and all the mozzarella milk spilled out!"
milking balls is just cock and ball torture, but more pleasant
(a text that i was sent earlier by one of my friends):
when you milking balls
it be like
🐄😫💦🍼🤰
Stroking a penis till ejaculation. Without touching it physically.
Milk bending "Shit i think I've just been milk blended"