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1) A person with teeth that havn't fully grown out of their gums yet giving the impression they've been hit in the mouth by a machete cutting off their teeth in a straight horizonal line with surgical precision.
2) A person with too many metal piercings in their face looking as if they where too close to a grenade when it went off piercing their face with shrapnel(that can later be melted down to make a machete), making them seem as if they've got a bigger more annoying grin or smile.
Biff: Hey Jeff, this is my friend Heff.
Jeff: Nice to meet...woah dude thats up with your teeth!?
Heff: I've got Machete Mouth Syndrome.
Jeff: Shit dude! You ever heard of Ribena Tooth Kind!?
Greg: Hey dude the chick I was railing lastnight was so wild until she smiled at me dude...serious Machete Mouth goin on there.
Mike: Shit man...did you nail her anyways?
Greg: YEAH DUDE!
Mike: AWESOME Your sweet man!
Peter: Did you see that guys face? It was full of metal what was wrong with him?
Henry: Machete Mouth...a serious case!
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The evolution of one's chin after giving numerous blowjobs. Resulting in a elongated jaw and hideously large mouth.
Usually on college kids and media teachers.
He had a chonging blowjob mouth!
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The name given to a horrible tasting beer. Imports in perticular.
This heineken is some nasty bloody mouth shit
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Describes a person or a place or thing that is in very bad or rough shape.
"Dude,I haven't slept in 3 days I'm hit in the mouth."
"that must have been one crazy ass party you had last night because your apartment is hit in the mouth!"
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Pretty self explanatory. When something sucks or blows or is just dumb. Can be used as a play on words.
Example 1:
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: O i couldn't here you on account of Dick in Mouth .
Examlpe 2:
Teacher: Today we are going to talk about our feelings.
Student: That's so Dick in Mouth .
Example 3:
Fred: When i was little, i fell down the steps and knocked out all my teeth and that's why i talk with a lisp.
Brianna: O thats def D.I.M.
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A feeling that one possesses when so sexually frustrated that they become desperate for sex, and any opportunity for coitus is a go, so much that person may start to creep (even though they normally wouldn't).
First used in Kansas City in 2010 at the Riot Room to describe a woman extremely intoxicated who was creeping on any man who would give her attention. The quote has roots in the first track off of Ryan Adams' album Heartbreaker titled (Argument with David Rawlings Concerning Morrisey)
Ex. 1:
Dude 1 "Dude, did you see Amy last night? She was eyein the room looking for any dude who would let her ride. She ended up pilin' on Squeak!"
The 2nd Dude: "I know man, she had a mouthful of cookies!"
Ex. 2:
Dudette 1: " That guy keeps checkin me out, do you think he's a creep?"
Dudette 2: "He been up downing every girl in this bar! He's got quite the mouthful of cookies."
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People who suffer a greater incidence of cavities and other oral maladies, as a result of their regular consumption of bottled water instead of tap water (often driven by the availability of disposable income), due to the lack of fluoridation in bottled water which exists in tap water and helps to protect oral health.
Your increase in dental visits can be attributed to your "yuppie mouth" which is a result of always drinking bottled water.
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