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He got freckles, he's a snitch and he's scrounging pretty hard
He scrounged my Pen is he and oliver pruckner?
The name for a person who frequently responds to snaps containing entire paragraphs with a photo of the same corner of her forehead. She has never even considered dating anybody. Nobody knows what her type is, but it is certainly NOT tall, intelligent, popular dirty blondes who are passionate leaders and have abnormally large penises. It is widely believed that she, in fact, does not even like men due to her running away from everything even slightly hard, including but certainly not limited to her Junior year in SGA. She only applied to Catholic schools because she knows that she would get converted to Satanism within hours of attending a “liberal” public school. For safety reasons, experts have noted that if you see her within 10 feet of a Beef O’Brady’s or a hill, it is best to make like “She” and become both a runner and a track star. If for whatever odd reason you decide to attract her, it is best to use deep connections between the New Testament and the Old Testament or misogynistic jokes. She wants to have an Occupational Therapy career, but we all know she will give up before the end of Freshman year and become a nun. Ring by spring my ass. Anyways, go Girenes, whatever the fuck that is (or Burning Bushes for those who are cultured)
Person 1: Yo is that the girl that was twerking on Christopher Ice after drinking too much of the Blood of Christ last night?
Person 2: Yeah, her name is camryn Olive
The name for a person who frequently responds to snaps containing entire paragraphs with a photo of the same corner of her forehead. She has never even considered dating anybody. Nobody knows what her type is, but it is certainly NOT tall, intelligent, popular dirty blondes who are passionate leaders and have abnormally large penises. It is widely believed that she, in fact, does not even like men due to her running away from everything even slightly hard, including but certainly not limited to her Junior year in SGA. She only applied to Catholic schools because she knows that she would get converted to Satanism within hours of attending a “liberal” public school. For safety reasons, experts have noted that if you see her within 10 feet of a Beef O’Brady’s or a hill, it is best to make like “She” and become both a runner and a track star. If for whatever odd reason you decide to attract her, it is best to use deep connections between the New Testament and the Old Testament or misogynistic jokes. She wants to have an Occupational Therapy career, but we all know she will give up before the end of Freshman year and become a nun. Ring by spring my ass. Anyways, go Girenes, whatever the fuck that is (or Burning Bushes for those who are cultured)
Person 1: Yo is that the girl that was twerking on Christopher Ice after drinking too much of the Blood of Christ last night?
Person 2: Yeah, her name is camryn Olive
Mr. Marvin Olive means when Marvin Olive is at work and he is now Mr. or when he is out being cool and older then he is mr. marvin olive
Mr. Marvin Olive: Hello
jit: oh thats Marvin Olive
Mr. Marvin Olive: thats MR. Marvin Olive to you
Oliver's balls are sub-atomic, bitsy, bitty, infinitesimal, itty-bitty (or itsy-bitsy), little bitty, microminiature, microscopic (also microscopical), miniature, minuscule, minute, teensy, teensy-weensy, teeny, teeny-weeny, wee, weeny (also weensy). His penis is the size of a ant and his ego is the size of an elephant. He always talks about how big his penis is and how many bitches he has even when it isn't relevant. he also is Fat AF.
Sasha: "Did Oliver stop talking about Oliver's Balls and Penis yet?"
When a woman lets loose with diarrhea when sitting on the face of her partner.
"Man, that chick gave me an olive scarf"
An extremely small boy with: small muscles, small height and an extremely small winky
‘You know that Oliver Morgan kid?’
‘Yeah, isn’t he the small boy with the small winky?’