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A male that is trained to extinguish and suppress fires and operate and implement fire department operations, tools, and techniques. Most fire fighters work a 24hr/48hr. on/off schedule. These fine men are also commonly superior to police officers in the public eye.
Women are also a very new thing to the fire service, but it is, and has always been a predominatly male job. Most women in the service are Lesbians. Some states also require the fire fighter to be a trained EMT to perform this job.
Not everyone is cut out to be a Fire Fighter.
"Wow! How does he get all the women?"
"He must be a Fire Fighter!!"
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n. A sexual act where a man dips his penis into Grain Alcohol. He then lights his penis on fire and attempts to extinguish it in the colon of a man or woman.
Possible Problems see: penis shrapnel
For variant see: Fire Tower
I tried to "Greek Fire" my girlfriend last night, but she wouldn't let me, so I now have 2nd degree burns on my dick.
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Birdman's ittchy asshole. Don't touch as it is extremely contagious with stupidity.
Hey John sit still. You're acting like a fire flame.
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Three or more ginger (redheads) in a room.
Guy1: How was the party last night?
Guy2: It was a total ginger fire.
Guy1: Well that really sucks.
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An extreme burn in the anus from friction from having butt sex without lube or a condom.
Damn, I think I gave that chick a ring of fire last night.
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Yeah that dumpster fire is getting pretty out of control. They lost their entire teaching staff and most of these class have been overrun by autism mercenaries. The wranglers don't even fuck with that school.
HB Woodlawn: Turning guys into autistic hippie freaks and girls into dykes since '78
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