jam willy whacked

when a place you enter is packed, like a pub or hall and there is no room to move

punter "busy in there tonight?"
bouncer "its jam willy whacked mate!"

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Jam Me Up

When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl.

Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose of that Date Rape drug.
Bro: I gotch you.
Perv:OK,but don't Jam Me Up on this.

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jam butty man

a amn who has a motor powered sandwich

wot i wrote in mt R.E essay

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Sink cones and jam

The ravenous consumption of pine cone Jam, often on toast or another base. Usually combined with cream or other condiments.

Hey bro I'm so hungry I'm gonna go sink cones and jam, do you want yours on toast or just plain?

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Jam Sandwich

A used, bloody tampon...

Aw man, that girl has just chucked a jam sandwich at him..

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Jam /Beat Session

Bringing the wood to a female sexual partner. The opposite of making sweet love. An almost violent sexual encounter.

Where did you wander off to after hours last night.? Oh, man I slide over to Jenny's house for a Jam /Beat session.

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jam your toast

telling someone to fuck off

"shut up"
"why dont you just jam your toast"

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