crooked, uneven, or asymmetrical, esp. of the eyes
"I could never tell which direction that gotch-eyed Marty Feldman was looking."
Russia's Captain Count Nicholas Pavlovich Ignatieff was known to have a divided left iris, half of which was blue, the other half brown; tortured prisoners were said to have known he enjoyed inflicting pain and cruelty "by the glitter in his gotch eye."
"Last night we drank ourselves completely gotch-eyed."
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1 a mix between a gay person and their crotch
2 gay+crotch=gotch
used as an insult an adjective and a noun
created by two berea high school students, all other definitions of this word are fonny
1. OMG quit being such a gotch
2. Wow that was so gotchie of you
3. There are so many gotches here, its a gotchapalooza
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To kotch or hang out but in a gay way.
Will was gotching with Ed last night.
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A sexually transmitted disease that has evolved from syphillis, genital herpes, and the "clap."
"I heard she got the gotch, what a slut!"
"I don't know what the gotch is, but I'm pretty damn sure I don't have it!"
"I think the gotch count in the room is about ten."
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Guy On The couCH
n. That friend that "crashed" on your couch a party a while back and never left it.
"Who is that?"
"Oh him? That's so-in-so, he's been sleeping on the couch for 2 weeks now.
"Oh, you have a gotch too?
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