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Jon jones

A amazing father, and responsible drinker. And does not like cocaine, just likes the smell of it.

JON JONES IS THE NEW UNDISPUTED UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!

by dobronxfan44 April 24, 2024


Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.

Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2024


Jon Jones

A verb, typically used to describe the act of striking or punching someone, usually meaning to elbow someone, as Jon Jones is a fighter known to have powerful elbows.

I will Jon Jones the fuck out of you.

by Ken Kamuy May 31, 2024


Jon Jones

To strike someone, particularly to elbow them.

I will Jon Jones you bitch, stay back.

by Ken Kamuy June 6, 2024


Lea Naomi Jones

A black girl that is so fucking white that not only does she sound that way but she is beginning to

look that way, even smell that white.

Look at Lea Naomi Jones, she's so fucking white

by Jarshotgun December 3, 2014


Andres jones

Andres jones, you’ll easy fall inlove with those eyes, He has the kindest soul but puts up a wall to protect his heart. Now if you get him to open up and trust you then he truly loves you and won’t ever leave your side. He has the brightest smile but be careful with him he’s fragile and cares a lot about others he loves. Andres jones one of a kind, the only kind i would ever want.

Andres jones is the best boyfriend i’ve ever had.

by inlove with strangers June 26, 2021


mael jones

A person who has a very short temper and I angry all the time no matter what. And Is like dobby someone's bitch

That person is a mael jones

by Cyniful May 17, 2018