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When you eat a chick out doggie style and you lick her from clit to butthole and everything in between.
I bent that chick over and liked her from clit to butthole. Ate that shit Dark Side of the Half Moon!
The act of jumping on somebody so hard that you fly to space
Peter needed to do a science project on Uranus. He took Brendan after school, jumped on him, and with his Peter Beck Moon Shoes he flew to space and completed his studies with ease.
When you go out with your boys on the night of a full moon in an effort to get laid.
"Yo man, let's hit the bars tonight! Harvest Moon! 'Moons-out-poons-out'!"
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Dark Side of the Moon is when you don't know there is a "The" in the front of The Dark Side of the Moon and so you end up talking about Medicine Head's 1972 album "Dark Side of the Moon"
They wanted to call it Dark Side of the Moon, but the name was taken so they changed it to The Dark Side of the Moon.
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any weekday you find yourself out late night, surrounded by everyone you didn't plan to meet, partying like it's 1999.
What the fuck are all these people doing in my local bar at midnight on a motherfucking Tuesday? Is it a full moon Tuesday? Oh it's Wednesday? Whatever.
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That boy ther is a spear chucken moon cricket.
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An insult spoken to anyone who's done something bad to you or insists on wasting your time after you've asked them not to.
After Ron took my sister on a first date he told me she was a little fat and didn't have much of a personality. I told him to eat shit and bark at the moon and never go near her again.
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