Scan my papers

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out

Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?

wrinkled papers

In the theme of 'white papers' & 'non papers', wrinkled papers are documents containing falsehoods.

That article smells of wrinkled papers.

licking paper

To talk to yourself a lot while reflecting on incorrect or outdated trivia questions in chat rooms

That one chick is always licking paper instead of just googling the answer

Three toilet paper emojis

When you pass toilet paper to shipmate…
Nice try chief😂

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Three Toilet paper emojis…

You thought!

Soggy paper

Max

Soggy paper max lol

paper bag swag

When a woman is more attractive with a bag over her head than without.

"Dude, see that chick over there?"
"Yeah?"
"I'd give her face a 3 and her body an 8."
"I guess she has paper bag swag."

paper

used to beat rock in a game

aha! My paper beat your rock