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This occurs when a male specimen mounts another human.....he then proceeds to kick it into gear and forces the other huma to make a rapid jerking motion......the rapid penetration will then cause ejaculation...before this one must pull out and bombard (hence the term russian) the range rovers steering wheel (back of the head of human #2)
stranger 1:yo man guess wat i did last night
stranger 2:watd u do bro
s1: I'm sorry but i dealt ur mom a russian range rover
s2:dats ok man the bitch had it coming
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Commonly known as "the roll". This is the sexual act of rolling the vaginal lips into small cornroll like shapes followed by inserting a ping-pong ball (or similar shaped object) , allowing no room for error the user must then shoot the spring loaded beaver cannon-classified only by the size of the pigeonhole and distance catapulted.
How bout that drive in- do you prefer some chicken or the Russian Tootsie Roll?
Person A) Adam hasn't been to class in a few days
Person B) I heard he pulled off "the roll"
Person A) Winning!
Person B) Party!
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When 5 or more males ejaculate on top of one man's face. The semen should get in his eyes making them turn bloodshot and red. One man takes a solid shit on the man's nose, making it look like a horn. This procedure will make it look like an albino rhino. Russians partake in this sexual activity.
Some bros and I decided to do a Russian Albino Rhino last night! Sucks for that guy!
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A man thrusts his penis in between a woman's boobs while downing a bottle of vodka (preferably very cheap).
I gave my girlfriend the old russian titty fuck.
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When A man has sex with a girl during her period so that his cock is all bloody. When hes about to cum, he pulls his dick out and lets the cum drizzle down his dick making a swirling effect of the blood cum mixture on his dick. Then he makes the girl suck his dick (he may have ass-fucked her earlier for the extra bit of self esteem this will take from the girl), then he wipes whatevers left in the back of her hair, where she can't get it out.
Gardiner: So what did you do with your bitch last night?
Steve: Well it was her period, so I gave her the old Russian Candy Cane, even wiped it in her hair!
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When your fucking a chick and she shits on your waffle and it makes you cum on the waffle and you now have the breakfeast.
My girlfirend asked me for a russian cum waffle in the morning so i gave it to her.
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When you shove a bottle of vodka up a man's ass with his adult children cheering him on.
Putin had to cancel his state of the federation speech due to injuries sustained during his russian war crime marathon
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