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It's like tying your shoe type shit.
Lenny: As soon as my dad puts down his cigarette he picks up another one.
Me: That's some John Wayne type shit.
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- Spelling mistake (it should be called piece of shit)
- When a shit takes a piss
u fucking piss of shit
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A shit that takes one to two wipes max to become cleaner than a whistle after dropping a deuce. Takes one to two wipes, absolute tops. An ultimate Christmas shit, however, is when you wipe once and come to realize that the first wipe wasn't even necessary in the first place. The opposite of a halloween shit.
George: Yo mikey, you left like two minutes ago, I thought you said you had to take a shit.
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!
someone who is generally not a bad person but, when added to a turdhurder (ringleader) they become mindless douche bags.
Joey and johnny were just fine untill jack showed up to turdhurd them. what stupid shit sheeps
shit sheep
When someone, who is a powerlifter, Defecates. Often resulting in a clogged toilet due to the sheer amount of fecal matter they release due to constantly being in a state of caloric surplus.
Hey Bob, don't go in the washroom man. I think Jack just took one of his Massive Powerlifter Shits again and flooded the entire bathroom after attempting to flush.
when you are told to have sexual relations with a female and someone is concise and explanatory to you.
Mike, Pimp that Shit!!
( refers to having sex with a female)
Dude! he Pimped that Shit till No tomorrow!!!!
A situation where yourself,or another person causes temporary frustration & anger,time wasting and an increased desire to blaspheme.
e.g When somebody nips into a parking space that you have been patiently waiting for for more than five minutes.
Diane: Hey Ginny! that guy is now going to reverse out of that space,lets wait.
Sam: Well spotted Miss D! You are so cool!
(5 minutes later)
Ginny:NO WAY LOOK! There's snaggletooth! nipping in to the space we have been waiting for! What a SHIT-ARSER!!
All three: She should know bettda!!(look it up)