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n. A monster shit taken immediately before a stressful event.
v. To take a monster shit.
Origins: Said and performed by hockey players immediately before a game so that they do not shit themselves when checked on the ice.
"There's only one thing left to do before I ace this chemistry exam: take a pre-game dump."
"Waterloo lost and was killed because he didn't pre-game dump. If he had, history would have been changed for EVER!"
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feical matter that comes out of your burnt collen in to a rounded saucer formly known as a bowl.
1."Dude, did you do your history homework?""Aw crap, Dump in a Bowl"
2." Man, that fat paraplejic lady with three testacals made me wanna dump in a bowl."
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The act of taking a shit in a semi-public area (i.e. alley, sidewalk), transporting it and leaving it on the floorboard of the nearest unlocked car.
"Dude, I just made a Dump Truck Deposit in that mitsubishi outlander. There was some chick passed out in the seat, but I don't think she noticed."
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When you masturbate to the point of completion and right before the climax you pinch your foreskin catching the load and dumping at your own desired time and location
I was on vacation at my grandma’s and wasn’t comfortable ruining her sheets so I did the pinch n’ dump and let it go in the toilet
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Much like tea bagging, except for the fact that it is done with the males balls in the woman's mouth, and not forehead as done in tea bagging.
My friend Javier enjoys other males balls in his face, so he partakes in dump trucking.
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Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only involving massive amounts of incredibly foul-smelling feces, preferably with visible chunks of food and/or liquid runoff.
Jane was only expecting John to give her a Cleveland Steamer but he surprised her with a Moscow Dump Truck.
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The Delivery Dump truck, is a truck that delivers your garbage to your house or somewhere else.
An example would be, a Donald Trump Poster or wall paper. Maybe you can find something good when they deliver stuff to you!
Marie: Harold, The Delivery Dump Truck Is coming!
Harold: Alright! More posters to burn for fun!
Marie: Don't burn any Shrek Movies!