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An expulsion of trapped air from the vagina after an act of sexual intercourse or, less commonly, vigorous cunnilingus, accompanied by a loud report resembliong the expulsion of methane gas from the anus. In women with extremely prominent labia and tight vaginas, a "pussy fart" may resemble a growling noise not unlike that of a feline, which may have given rise to the term "pussy" for the female genitalia.
I was enjoyng a cigarette after banging Roz and dang! Her pussy farted loud as a howitzer and nearly blew out my smoke!
A mythical state of the balls that guys refer to when a girl is giving them head and they fart.
TS. My wife was giving me head yesterday and I blew a nasty SBD. She questioned me about farting and I told her no that must be my smelly Fart Balls.
A fart that is boisterously loud and emits little, if no, smell. In order to qualify as a party fart, said fart must be heard by at least two other people, exluding the farter.
Juan's party fart shook the room as everyone broke out into hysterical laughter.
A particularly pungent fart whose stench follows its creator wherever he or she goes for a certain period of time. The term is considered a "play on words" originating from Smart Missle.
"Oh my god, dude, it followed you! It's a smart fart!"
delaying something unnecessarily by dawdling, and slacking off
quit piss farting around like an old jin and clean the freaking car
The riduculous notion that one farts only in the bathroom.Like anyone is really going drop what they're doing and make a mad "emergency" dash for the nearest restroom where they drop their drawers,bend over,grab the towel bar,bust a fart,then blot the anus with toilet paper. An extra measure of politeness would be to turn on the exhaust fan,wash your hands and hit the Glade air freshener button.
Fart etiquette dictates that one leave the dinner tablet to fart.
When you fart into another persons mouth, then that other person blows it back into your mouth.
While I was getting rimmed last night I accidentally busted a fart in my girls mouth, to my surprise she was cool with it and gave me a fart kiss.