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liberal/progressive christians

Cool people who, unlike their fundamentalist counterparts, don't need to turn their backs on modern science to keep their faith alive
The famous Jewish philosopher Maimonides once said that if science conflicts with Scripture, then it must be Scripture we have misunderstood.
It's sad these words of wisdom died out so long ago

Since creationists are likely to disagree with the idea that modern science like evolution is sufficiently supported, I'll go ahead and quote the renowned biologist Douglas Futuyma,

"The statement that organisms have descended with modifications from common ancestorsโ€”the historical reality of evolutionโ€”is not a theory. It is a fact, as fully as the fact of the earth's revolution about the sun."

Theodosius Dobzhansky had this to say in his famous paper "Nothing in Biology Makes Sense Except in the Light of Evolution",

"I am a creationist and an evolutionist. Evolution is God's, or Nature's method of creation. Creation is not an event that happened in 4004 BC; it is a process that began some 10 billion years ago and is still under way."

He also wrote,

"Does the evolutionary doctrine clash with religious faith? It does not. It is a blunder to mistake the Holy Scriptures for elementary textbooks of astronomy, geology, biology, and anthropology. Only if symbols are construed to mean what they are not intended to mean can there arise imaginary, insoluble conflicts. ...the blunder leads to blasphemy: the Creator is accused of systematic deceitfulness."

Liberal/progressive Christians do not believe in a deceiving God. They know that, considering the overwhelming amount of evidence for evolution, to deny it would be equivalent to denying the existence of ancient Rome or Greece.

by Submitters of Words June 7, 2011

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Christian Side Hug

An evangelical non-greeting in which both parties express their mutual disdain for their bodies and the God who created them.

Mike: Do you want to have premarital sex times with me?

Jane: No, I do not (christian side hug) thank you.

Mike: No, thank you.

by fates worse than death November 25, 2009

160๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tyndale Christian School

A prison for our souls to be crushed, shattered and completely destroyed...............jks, it's not that bad :P

mum: get to Tyndale Christian School boy
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...............................................meh ok

by Raj :P August 10, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wesleyan Christian Academy

A private high school in High Point filled with fagbag soccer players and dumb rednecks that only talk about trucks and vape. The female teachers are idiots and the male teachers are pedophiles. Wesleyan has three soccer colleges including Messiah College, Indiana Wesleyan and Southern Wesleyan. Beware if you arenโ€™t white because the school has KKK meetings every Thursday. If you do not play a sport there is a high chance that you will forget to be your own person and go to Appalachian State. Wesleyan is a great place to buy xanex or weed if you are in need of that.

โ€œI went to high school at Wesleyan Christian Academy.โ€

โ€œOh that explains why youโ€™re at App State!โ€

by Gabe Horn 6969 January 30, 2018

36๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


New Testament Christian

A more liberal and accepting mindset among Christians. In the New Testament of the Bible, focus is directed more towards forgiveness and tolerance rather than the Old Testament themes of absolution and condemnation. Therefore, the Christians who tend not to force Bibles down people's throats are called New Testament Christians.

dude 1: "I accidentally texted Maura while she was at church last night."
dude 2: "Oh great, is she a Bible Thumper or something?"
dude 1: "Nah she's cool about it, she's a New Testament Christian."

by Dragomir Andreyevich December 7, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christian Brothers Academy

High class, well dressed, athletic, geniuses. Not to mention they all look good. This all boys school located in Lincroft wins everything. These boys have national Nike Cross Country titles, All Star basketball pros, NJ State winning soccer, and nationally ranked Chess and Math teams. With an Olympic sizes pool the swim team is looking for even more titles to add. Along with the CBA Crew team, a team that travel all the way to Seattle, Washington just to WIN.

In short CBA boys are winners.

Charlie Sheen is winning but CBA (Christian Brothers Academy) simply wins.

by The Zebra Man December 9, 2012

82๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christian Minecraft Server

A place where you can not swear or say heck or else you will get a belt whoopin

One day on Johnnyโ€™s Christian Minecraft Server
Billy: โ€œWhat the heck is that?โ€
Johnny: โ€œNO CUSSING ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!โ€ *Pulls out the belt*

by Big Ol' Boy April 16, 2019

24๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž