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An evangelical non-greeting in which both parties express their mutual disdain for their bodies and the God who created them.
Mike: Do you want to have premarital sex times with me?
Jane: No, I do not (christian side hug) thank you.
Mike: No, thank you.
A prison for our souls to be crushed, shattered and completely destroyed...............jks, it's not that bad :P
mum: get to Tyndale Christian School boy
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...............................................meh ok
A private high school in High Point filled with fagbag soccer players and dumb rednecks that only talk about trucks and vape. The female teachers are idiots and the male teachers are pedophiles. Wesleyan has three soccer colleges including Messiah College, Indiana Wesleyan and Southern Wesleyan. Beware if you aren’t white because the school has KKK meetings every Thursday. If you do not play a sport there is a high chance that you will forget to be your own person and go to Appalachian State. Wesleyan is a great place to buy xanex or weed if you are in need of that.
“I went to high school at Wesleyan Christian Academy.”
“Oh that explains why you’re at App State!”
A more liberal and accepting mindset among Christians. In the New Testament of the Bible, focus is directed more towards forgiveness and tolerance rather than the Old Testament themes of absolution and condemnation. Therefore, the Christians who tend not to force Bibles down people's throats are called New Testament Christians.
dude 1: "I accidentally texted Maura while she was at church last night."
dude 2: "Oh great, is she a Bible Thumper or something?"
dude 1: "Nah she's cool about it, she's a New Testament Christian."
High class, well dressed, athletic, geniuses. Not to mention they all look good. This all boys school located in Lincroft wins everything. These boys have national Nike Cross Country titles, All Star basketball pros, NJ State winning soccer, and nationally ranked Chess and Math teams. With an Olympic sizes pool the swim team is looking for even more titles to add. Along with the CBA Crew team, a team that travel all the way to Seattle, Washington just to WIN.
In short CBA boys are winners.
Charlie Sheen is winning but CBA (Christian Brothers Academy) simply wins.
A place where you can not swear or say heck or else you will get a belt whoopin
One day on Johnny’s Christian Minecraft Server
Billy: “What the heck is that?”
Johnny: “NO CUSSING ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!” *Pulls out the belt*
Christian Brothers University is a small Bachelor's and Master's degree granting Catholic school in Memphis, Tennessee. While not as selective as Rhodes College (also in Memphis), it has fewer black students than the University of Memphis. This fact, along with the private-school cache, is the main draw for its students.
Christian Brothers University