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When the girls vagina squirts so much asif a whale was spraying from its blow hole.
Bro I heard you went whale watching yesterday
When you can see each sperm cell directly in front of your eyes from a facial.
"Bruh, me and my girl went Whale watching yesterday!" "You AND your girl?!"
Watching fat people swim in the water.
I went whale watching at The public pool.
The sport of watching a fatty go from being hideous to gorgeous in the space of 10 pints
Donz "Dim you going whale watching again tonight?"
Dim "Enough talk lads Kim is giving me the eye" downs pint number 6
Veitch "wahheyy enjoy the whale watching"
Jack "Don't forget the harpoon"
The absolute best band to ever live, currently consisting of two people. Their music makes you lose control, it's almost a mind fuck..... But not really....
Man : Hey there is this band going on stage next called whale call, have you herd of them?
Obvious Whale call fan : Are you kidding me!? You have never herd of whale call!? Kill yourself!
Man: Sorry!! Are they any good!?
Obvious Whale call fan : *Dramatic state* They are the best band to live......
the whale. it's pretty self-explanatory. a very stinky boy. has his days where he smalls like mouldy cheese. the whale.
can you smell that? the whale is nearby.
Girl with more weights than a gym, always wants to get laid and loves noshing off guys
Always 1st at the BBQ line and drinks vodka and diet coke
"is that Hayley from school? She is The whale now"
"Yeah I heard Phill got drunk last night and she noshed him off"