National Hang Out With The Plug Day

november 24 is national hang out with the plug day

Yo it’s National Hang Out With The Plug Day let’s hit tony see if he wants to run up monopoly.

damn it's windy out here

a saying from the yter SMii7Y

damn it's windy out here

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Straight out

without thought or reluctance.

If you're not going to help me, just tell it straight out.

thai take-out

Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.

Tom, stop by the pet store... I'm thinking Thai Take-out tonight. Wink.

wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole

Wanting to know everything about everything.

A government form

Nosey person enquiring into your business

The VAT inspector

I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!

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pull out

What pussies do when they fuck a girl.

Guy: Im about to cum: Girl: Okay are you gonna pull out? Guy: I will not pull out that is for pussies. Girl: But you might get me pregna-Guy: I came in you.

Inside Out Meatball Sub

When you bust in the pussy and drop your nuts inside the vag and the cum oozes out the mudflaps.

"Did you smash that girl?"
"Yea I gave her an inside out meatball sub"