Despite what people may say, super straight is a code word that is used by gay furry men with inflation fetishes to idenify each other. It is also represented by the colors black and orange (just like the app grindr, a gay dating app.)
Guy 1: I'm super straight!
Guy 2: Ew. Gross.
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People who identify as super straight have micro genitals, usually around 2 inches or less. They also love vore and want to reenact vore with their buddies.
Brad: I identify as super straight.
Zoe: I didnโt know you also liked vore!
Brad: What the heck b*tch !
Zoe: My boyfriend also has a small genital oh my gosh you guys are twinning!
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Someone who Is attracted to the opposite sex without including people who are trans. Super straight is part of the lgbtq+.
Hey my sexuality is super straight!
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Social rejects with neckbeards who do nothing but live in there moms basements until they die of old age,
I'm super straight๐ค
Get a life.
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social rejects just like the alt community
Person: im super straight
Other person: so your a social reject
Person: yes
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A way for middleschoolders old men and white twinks to identify they both have a scat kink. This is commonly used on the app tiktok where the colors black and orange(grindr colors) are put in a bio so it's easier to find other twinks
I am super straight meaning I am sexually attracted to f*ck the literal shit out of someone
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One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.
Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"
Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
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