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urban dictionary assholes

what to call the fucken assholes at urban dictionary when they never publish anything you try an add because there to busy sucking each others dicks.

"Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it."

"urban dictionary assholes"

by useonthego March 16, 2009

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bag of smashed assholes

term used to describe an extreme hangover or other state of ill health.

" how was last night?"
" it was crazy, but i feel like a bag of smashed assholes today."

by ffejtable December 11, 2006

52๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ate a box of assholes

morning breath, or when someone has nasty breath.

"His breath smells like he ate a box of assholes"

by Truck 78 November 26, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


bag of mashed assholes

a visual reference used when describing something very ugly

Geez, have you seen Brian's date? She's uglier than a bag of mashed assholes.

by Dallas "Big D" September 9, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chicken Shit Assholes

A phrase made famous but the incredible movie "The China Syndrome". Used in cases of extreme desperation and drama. Chicken Shit Assholes, is a phrase not to be taken lightly.

When Chelsea's sandwich made Toby vomit he screamed out in exasperation "CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLES!!!!!"

by Tksv96 June 7, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


flying asshole smash

You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.

I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.

There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!

I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!

by Lunicus November 5, 2013

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chronic Asshole Disease

An affliction in which a person cannot cease on being a total Asshole.

Eric can't help being a "prick" he's got Chronic Asshole Disease.

by Nora & JP May 25, 2006

74๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž