When you give your gamer,warlord boyfriend head under his desk
Person one: " I totally gave my boyfriend a canadian polly pocket last night"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"
The act of inserting one’s finger into another persons anus while fighting. This act usually ends the fight instantly.
I gave my roomate the Canadian Teagan Meter last night while we were grappling.
Two men sharing a room and woman.
e.g. Eskimo Brothers
Those two guys moved in with this chick and became Canadian Roommates
A group of fake natives who claim to be real. But only know how to eat maple syrup and snow cones
Canadian natives shouldn't be allowed in native american facebook groups.
Plastic bags, worn over socks and under boots in an effort to keep one's feet dry. Particularly useful if you have zippers on the outside of your boots, as they are useless in keeping one's feet dry. Wet feet will freeze. Even the warmest, most expensive boots available won't keep your feet warm once you've broken through thin ice to the water below, which you may not see at all under snow.
Sheila was ready for anything in her kodiaks and Canadian legwarmers.
When you hit a pregnant girl in her cooter with a hockey stick causing a miscarriage.
Gordy found out his girlfriend was knocked up, so he gave her the ol’ Canadian Abortion.
Problem solved.
Premarital sex with a Canadian black chick, and after you get Timmys.
"Eh bud what did you do over the weekend? "
"Oh I did the Canadian Timmy with that Canadian chick off tinder"