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"Jump into a lifeboat"
The Italian version of the Captain's Motto (to "go down with the ship").
In reference to the captain of the overturned Costa Concordia cruise ship of January 14th, 2012.
The captain, Francesco Schettino, alleges that he tripped, and fell into a lifeboat, immediately after the crash.
Hey Nathan, I heard you crashed your sailboat. Were you afraid that you might drown?
"Heck no. I abide by the Captain's Motto-Italian Version ... I jumped right into a lifeboat and drank a glass of champagne while I watched it sink."
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One whom regularly enjoys viewing porn of the unicorn variety, and/or has excessive amounts of unicorn porn on his porn viewing device, usually fat, smelly, acne riddled, mentally retarded, and/or socially awkward
Yo captain unicorn porn has a ton of unicorn porn on his phone
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A variant of 'Captain State the Obvious'
Tss Captain kickin' in open doors!
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Adjective used to describe someone who has surpassed douche bag level.
Is it me, or does it seem like Captain-bag-o-cocks just wants to watch the whole world burn?
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Worker at Dennys whom I slipped a spoon into rear pockets. Thus, dubbing captain spoon pocket with his spoon in his pocket.
"argh, I'm captain spoon pocket matey"
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Make Rohit Indian Captain because he have 5 Ipl titles as a captain and he is better captain than virat coolie
Virat coolie is a choker therefore Make Rohit Indian Captain
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Captain save a hoe, is when a friend is in need or in trouble and they call you and say captain save a hoe then you HAVE to help them with whatever they are in trouble with. They only get 4 captain save a hoe every 6-12 months.
My friend Anna called me today as I was on my way to work saying she ran out of gas on the back roads and proclaimed "Captain save a hoe". I had to call in late for work to go help her.
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