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Santa Monica College

A Santa Monica City College that boasts one of the best transfer rates anywhere in the country. It has the #1 transfer rate to UCLA and other UC schools compared to Los Angeles community colleges. Because of the high property tax, SMC is well-funded and has great programs, a fantastic and open campus, and a diverse student body.

"Trying to park at Santa Monica College? It might take a while"

by B47 June 26, 2009

94๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bellevue College

A great community college located in the city of Bellevue, Washington. This college has a very diverse group of people in which the school portrays a strong sense of acceptance and diversity among its students. So if you're the type of person that stereotypes a lot, this school isn't for you (seriously you need to stop that shit if you are). The school doesn't have too many academic opportunities compared to other universities, but it's a great incubator for people hoping to transfer to a four year university. It also has a great running start program.

Person: So, you go to Bellevue College?
Me: Yeah, it's been a great school for me. I highly recommend going there if you're interested in doing running start or just want to save money on college funds.
Person: Maybe I will!

by Dubiks April 4, 2019

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newman college

a school in churchlands, perth in western australia, this school has mixed emotions, sometimes very including and accepting of you, but sometimes it could be worse than facebook after an episode of game of thrones

wow! he is like newman college

by JK Y THO? May 9, 2016

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college creampie

The act of getting the new rush girls wasted and then taking them back to your frat house to take turns cream-pieing them and whoever gets her pregnant wins $20.

Hey lets college creampie this new freshman.
Sure sounds fun cant wait to get $20.

by GudMemes July 9, 2017

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pheonix college

The best college at Riddlesdown Colleigiate

What college are you in?
Pheonix college

U so lucky

by Caladaboz February 21, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


College Girl Syndrome

College Girl Syndrome is the event in which your significant other through high school eventually goes to college and becomes a whore. This usually encompasses most women due to the low morals of todays society. In most cases it begins when you and the love of your life go to different schools, and then you find out she's being gang banged by the local rugby team or some shit. I feel as though the sudden influx of dick as the leading cause. It has had a proven success rate of around 85% thus far.

John decided to go to Michigan. Mary decided to go to Michigan state. One night at a party, Mary got college girl syndrome and worried about not getting enough penis. She eventually broke up with john to become common street trash

by T-bagnus November 15, 2008

84๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hailsham community college

The school that caused me sixteen years of erectile disfunction.
One man even described the school as "The worst Fucking Shit show ever" - Principal Phil Mathews
I farted violently on the staircase near M22 and now everyone calls "shardass"
Shout out to phillip hill, the best musician. I want him to have my fucking babies.

(at hailsham community college)
Person one: holy shit is that shardass
Me (shardasss): Oh no i just sharded again in my baby blue tighty whitey pantaloons ltfgvccvhtucrdgsh mkvnjed fzaey hb

by shardass July 9, 2021