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A man who is very clearly racist and a white supremacist. He does a poor job of hiding that fact, yet many flock to him because he "speaks his mind". A man known to incite violence when speaking to large groups. Cannot give straight answers to questions and insults anyone who asks him questions he doesn't want to answer. "Make America Great Again" MY ASS.
Interviewer: "Mr. Donald Trump, what is 2+2?"
Trump: "Oh, you see, I'm very good at 2+2. In fact, my administration will be the best at 2+2. But ya know what? I don't like the number 2. I like to think of myself as a number 1. Because we will be the best. I will be the best 2+2 president ever! Ya know who's a 0 though? Ted Cruz. You know the internet says he could be the Zodiac Killer? Oh and Marco Rubio he's 1 and 0, 101010, he's a like robot!"
Interviewer: ".....Just answer the question please"
Trump: "My advisors dont have a good answer right now, how about we come back to that question"
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The name of someone who is continually mocked relentlessly by people on the urban dictionary. Also is in love with Putin and Pope Francis
I hope Donald Trump never looks himself up on the urban dictionary, if he did he'd jump off Trump Tower!
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A mother fucker that is trying to become president and start a war with Mexico, and speaks their mind but their mind is really fucked up
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Someone who is unreasonably not with the times.
A Donald Trump tends to still carry a Discover Card. Tends to also pay for that Discover Card's bill at Sears. Tends to ride a unicycle. Tends to think it is treason to have a dual citizenship.
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A phrase meaning being overtly racist, mysogynistic, overbearing, loud, narcissistic, rude, manipulative, egotistical, greedy, childish, smarmy...
That loser over there totally Donald Trumped me last week. Im trying to avoid him. Hide me
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Yo did you see Donald Trump yesterday? His weave looks faker than my girls.
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A racisist US presidential candidate, who wants to build a massive great big wall; but obviously won't manage to do it as he cannot actually manage build a filter for his mouth. He is really quite delusional.
News reporter: and Donald Trump has won the Presidential election!
Person: *on phone to family in Austrailia*. Yup, I'm booking the flights now. I'm getting out while I've still got the chance!
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