Dry Lake Speed Racer

Getting jerked off by two girls.

Tom the plumber got dry lake speed racer'd over the weekend by two perfect 5's.

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National dry hump day

On April 14th we go to girls n we dry hump them, no matter what, even if your in a relationship

BITCH it’s national dry hump day ima dry hump day girl over there

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Your dry shaving me

An expression used when something really sucks/you cant believe something is really happening. This phrase is used instead of "Your kidding me"

You just failed your test" .... "your dry shaving me!

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dry make-out

making out without the exchannge of spit and no tounge is invovled!!!

This kiss is good for people who want to mke out but do not wan to use use wet tounge.

Come here hottie lets dry make-out cuzz i dont wanna taste your spit or feel your tounge in my mouth.

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dry smash her shit box

Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s

: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal

Gnubobo asks, "Wondering about how things might go with this chick...but she has a kid.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."

"dry smash her shit box

And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.

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pork-flavored dry ice cream

a phrase used to catch the attention of the relative of a member of NASA

Jen: "pork-flavored dry ice cream!"
Gage: *turns head* "oh hey Jen!"

dry roasted peanut head

Usually someone call Alfie, they have a stupid head shape and look like a Mong

Alfie, you're a dry roasted peanut head

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